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Relationships 7 Step Guide to Never Having Sex in Your Marriage
Relationships 7 Step Guide to Never Having Sex in Your Marriage
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Page 2 of 2 5. BE A COUCH POTATO Most people, especially women, need some interaction to feel connected enough to want to have sex. Be sure to spend most of your free time watching TV or doing frivolous or mundane things, so that by the time you get into bed and may want to have sex, your partner is too bored with you or too disconnected from you to be interested. 6. BE EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, WITHDRAWN OR SHUT DOWN Many people, and especially women, need emotional intimacy to feel sexual. You can make sure you have no sex by being emotionally distant. Withdraw, shut down your feelings, and be totally in absorbed in things other than being present with your partner. Be too busy to interact with your partner. Wait for your partner to initiate. Be passive, take no initiative, protecting against rejection instead of taking responsibility for what you want. This pretty much guarantees no sex. 7. TAKE NO PHYSICAL RESPONSIBILITY Dress poorly, be sloppy, and make sure you are not in good physical shape - that you are overweight or too skinny. Come to bed smelling badly. Eat poorly and don't exercise to make sure you get sick often and do not have a lot of energy. Come to bed intoxicated, giving your partner the message that you need to be under the influence to have sex with him or her. Finally, the real key to never having sex is to do some or all of these things and then deny that they are the cause of your lack of sex! You can continue to be angry and complain only as long as you take no responsibility for the above choices!
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